death by laughter

DλMIEN says 
*im officially too drunk to kill mysellf on purpose
λşђłєў says:
*haha
*im offically hungry enough to eat goat testicels
DλMIEN says 
*ahahahaha with some tobasco sauce and garlic and some honey
λşђłєў says:
*hmm
DλMIEN says 
*NO, MUST IMPEDE ALL HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTION
**swig*
λşђłєў says:
*dude
DλMIEN 
*fuck i sound like a dictionary even when i, high
λşђłєў says:
*put u wanked to **********
*on fml
*im sure they will accept it
DλMIEN says 
*they didnt lol
λşђłєў says:
*racist bastards..
*im sure they get thousands
*wait a while
DλMIEN says
*AHAHHAH
*i did it last night man lol
*fuck barons im going to throw up before im really high
*where the fuck is kk mart when i need cheap vodka
*should be called fucking KKK mart
*THEYRE THE RACIST BATERS
*bastards
*FUKING RACIST KEYBOARD
*kdnfbv;ishdkghbsdljhv;lsdbvkhdbsvkjh
*take that
*ASHDBIVSUDGBIKSBDPIVKGSDHBOIUSGHJD
*AND THAT
λşђłєў says:
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*hahahahahahaahahahahahahah
DλMIEN 
*i bit my desk
*i think i just chipped my face
λşђłєў says:
*HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*DUDEEEE
*IM CHOKING
DλMIEN 
*WHY THE FUXCK IS THERE A Q IN YOUR LAUGH
λşђłєў says:
*SRYSLY
DλMIEN 
*DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING STUPID IT WOULD SOUNF|D
TRY IT 
*HAHAHHAHHQAHAHAHA
*U FUCKING AL QAEDA MONKEYFUCKER
λşђłєў says:
*hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
*HAHAHAH
*ZOMFG
DλMIEN says 
*THATS THE SOUND A MONKEY MAKES WHEN U RAPE IT
λşђłєў says:
*HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*DUDE
*IM CHOCKEING
*SEHRTIGEYH
DλMIEN 
*STOP SPEAKING CHINESE
λşђłєў says:
*DUDE
*hahahhahahahahahahahahah
*ahahaha
*STOP NAOO
DλMIEN says 
*STOP WHAT AH
*I DONT STOP U GONNA FART ON ME
*DONT FART ON ME
*I TELL YOU NOW
λşђłєў says:
*HAHAHA